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We’re back!  Grim’s voice has returned to normal (much to the dismay of ladies everywhere, I’m sure) and Krystalle has finally mustered the strength to try and keep him in line again.

This week’s (sic) SnarkCast covers all sorts of fun stuff.

  • SIEGE Con – Grim goes to a convention which doesn’t require him to work.  Will he survive?
  • World of Darkness – Watch Krystalle nearly pass out from the Squee.
  • Dragon*Con is making some changes for next year.
  • Cataclysm is dropping on December 7th.  Grim expecting to get “sick” that week.
  • DC*MMO is looking for a few good staffers. (Yes, we’re serious)
  • and the proverbial.. “Much Much MORE!”

Staff

Kevin “Grim” Stallard -Track Director

Kevin has been speaking on panels at Dragon*Con since 2002, when he was (literally) pulled out of the audience to speak about EverQuest.  (You can blame Trevor for that.)  Starting as a MUD developer in the early 90′s (Star Wars MUD, RealmsMUD), continuing as a Guide in EverQuest, taking a bit of time to do some early beta testing on World of Warcraft, and finally winding up as a columnist at Massively.com as well as somehow running the MMORPG track at Dragon*Con, Kevin has done a little bit of everything from development to testing to customer service, to high-end raiding.  Currently, Kevin has cut his MMO addiction down to Age of Conan and World of Warcraft.


Trevor “Palehorse” Legg – Assistant Track Director

Trevor has been involved in gaming panels at Dragon*Con for nearly a decade. Way back when EverQuest and Ultima Online were the only games in town (at least as far as MMO’s go), Trevor was running MMO panels as part of the EFF track (which still claims to run online gaming, much to our annoyance). In 2002, as part of a panel on EverQuest, he recognized a loud-mouthed smartass in the audience as a classmate of his from high school and convinced him to participate as a panelist for the next couple of years. Who knew that he would be responsible for unleashing Grim on the rest of Dragon*Con? (ed: Yeah, Grim wrote this… consider it incentive to write your own bio. That goes for the rest of you as well!)


Mike “Critus” McGreevy – Assistant Track Director

Otherwise known as the “Sane One” in the DC*MMO braintrust, Mike has the double misfortune of having to work with many of the DC*MMO staff on both DC*MMO as well as being their “Guild Lemur” in World of Warcraft. (yeah, Mike isn’t actively playing WoW anymore, but he’ll always be our Guild Lemur.) Mike is an accomplished thespian, and as a result of many positive mentions in his stage reviews has demanded to be introduced as “The Always Magificent, Michael C. McGreevy”. How he convinced Grim to go along with this idea, nobody is quite certain.


Krystalle “Netgoth” Voecks

In addition to her fine work on Massively.com (which is how she came to be part of the DC*MMO family), Krystalle is co-host of The Snarkcast where she tries, in vain to keep her co-host on topic. Krystalle is also our co-host for the World of Warcraft Meet and Greet, and will be one of our DJ’s for the MMO Gathering of Heroes party at Dragon*Con this year. Has the distinction of being the only member of the DC*MMO team who has played more MMO’s than everyone else on staff (combined).


Rafe “SHUT UP, RAFE!” Brox

When we absolutely, positively, have to get something done. Rafe is our “go-to guy”. For all the abuse that he receives at the WoW Meet and Greet (see above nickname), he dishes it out as much as he takes it. Rafe will be co-hosting our Fun with Funcom event this year along with serving as one of our two DJ’s at the MMO Gathering of Heroes party.

Rafe maintains his bulletproof, kilt-clad physique by engaging in a ridiculous exercise regimen (folks with a morbid sense of curiosity and/or a high CON score can visit Digital Discipline if they think we’re kidding about how insane he is). Also, along with Mike and Krystalle, he writes a gamer-flavored fitness blog at ShrinkGeek.com.


Jay “Muskulls” Sturrock

Rules for operating the Muskulls 9000 at Dragon*Con:

  1. Point Muskulls at Target.
  2. Activate Muskulls with large quantities of caffeine.
  3. Seek shelter

Now that you mention it, that pretty much describes his play style in World of Warcraft as well.

He has also been known to pick up stray microphones and start speaking about guilds he has been in and how much fun it is to squash alliance players. Much like his in-game character, once he gets going, you would be well advised to seek shelter.

He was also responsible for the “Tauren Goal Post” and painted all the “Flying Gnomes” that you all love to toss, kick, and otherwise abuse.


Ian “Coffee Master” Wickenkamp

We love our Coffee Master. He keeps us going (and going…and going…) through the weekend with the most evilly potent caffeinated brew in the universe. Don’t plan on sleeping for a week after drinking a pot of his coffee. Ian has played many MMOs over the years, but only just recently got his first “end-game” character. If you do an image search for “Altoholic”, you will find his picture… a lot.


Jason “Jhaer” Pace

Jhaer, also called Jason, was formed out of the aether in the mid-1970s, which explains a lot. Raised on a steady diet of BASIC and ROM chips he escaped onto the Internet by modem – 300 baud, which also explains a lot – and wandered the digital wastelands. From the Solar and Barren Realms to Britannia, from Norrath to Azeroth, he survived the Trade Wars, the Global Agenda and the outbreak in the city of Malton, he has puzzled with pirates, freed realms, gone to wizard school and danced until dawn with heroes in spandex. He has seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. He watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain… No, wait, that last part was Roy Batty in Blade Runner. But it could be true. Seriously. Either that or Jason is programmer who has gaming and movie geek issues. But, hey, who doesn’t?  Am I right?

Jason also maintains a blog called Aim for the Head at http://weblog.probablynot.com


Jonna “Cookie” Crane

Cookie was raised in a government laboratory until the age of two, when she was rescued along with her partner, Wonderboy, by fellow captive Oh-Bob the monkey. Since that time, she has been secretly trained by Oh-Bob in the secret arts of the Orient to fight villainy and corruption anywhere it may be found. Her super powers include binge drinking and a super no-limit credit card. She enjoys flying, coffee shops, beaches, long scary needles and Chinese food, especially Kung Pow Kitten. She and Wonderboy could lay claim to saving the universe on numerous occasions if their rampant addictions did not get in the way, as it is, Oh-Bob tends to do all the work.

Her alter ego Jonna is rather boring and nondescript.


Brandy “Bumble” Parker

Brandy is your typical sweet and innocent, blonde and blue-eyed Louisiana girl. It wasn’t till LSU that she was introduced to the Sci-Fi/Fantasy, role-playing world. What is this “Dungeons & Dragons” of which you speak? Show me more ShadowRun and Vampire! Her psyche began to form another, more masterful side. Myca was formed on a World of Warcraft, wrapping up her stronger traits in Shammy Goodness! With her fist weapons of power, she joined her fellow lemmings of rabidness, leaping from high places and dancing naked in large cities! But there was another metamorphosis to be had…after many trials and tribulations, Myca had to be abandoned in limbo until a more fortuitous time is reached. But the other psyche could not rest! After attending dragoncon a few times, the many pirates, superheroes, zombies, and druggie muffinheads raised The Bumble from the timid recesses of Brandy’s mind! Her main thought? “Butt-kicking for Goodness!”

In the good spirit of snarking, Bumble and I present our favorite online Snarker, (sorry Kevin…) Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw, doing a rare rant on MMOs. First up, Age of Conan! Immediately following that one, check out the tirade on EVE online!

Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw on Age of Conan

Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw on Eve Online.

snarkcard by divadea on flickr

Not a huge amount of time for a long post this week, but the important thing is that the time and care was spent creating a brand new Dragon*Con MMO SnarkCast for you! Are you getting excited? We certainly are as plans are building here at the virtual D*C MMO HQ for this year’s convention.

Anyway, enough of the blathering – here’s the cast for you. :)

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A glorious evening to you all, noble warriors in the Snark army! It is time once again for your Secretary of Geek affairs to fill you in on some of the awesome news of the last week. My apologies for the lateness of the post, but I was feeling a bit under the weather today and so, unfortunately, has Mama McGreevy. Never worry, though! I did manage to gather a few tidbits to quench your thirst for geek knowledge, and you’ll find them behind the cut.

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Hello everyone! It’s time for another edition of the SnarkCast. This episode, we ramble and scramble through swampf and through swumpf, and bring you news about MMOs, because we’re Nice People. (har!) That said, this one contains a bit more cussing than normal, so keep the headphones on if you’re at work or the kiddies are around. Show notes are behind the break.

This edition of the Snarkcast is a little longer than normal, and we go a bit further in-depth into certain issues than we usually do, but we hope you enjoy it.

(Opening music, courtesy of …And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead, “Isis Unveiled”)

We’re back with another round of Snark for you to enjoy. One word of warning though, this particular SnarkCast is quite a bit… well, let’s just say that you probably don’t want to crank this up in your office or in front of small children. Someone needs to rinse out Grim’s mouth (Scotch is preferred, coffee is acceptable).

(Opening music, courtesy of …And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead, “Isis Unveiled”)

Ok, so it’s not Steve Martin celebrating the appearance of a new phone book…  We finally have a new SnarkCast for you even though it is a bit abbreviated.  Enjoy!

(Opening music, courtesy of And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead, “Isis Unveiled”)
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Yeah, I know, we promised…

This version of the Snarkcast is a little more “free form” than usual.  Of course we make fun of the usual suspects (World of  Warcraft, Aion, and NCSoft in general) as well as give you some recent news from Dragon*Con and the games we happen to be playing at the moment. (Both Krystalle and I are kinda hooked on Fallen Earth right now)

Anyway, I hope you all enjoy.  Now that we’re a little closer to the holidays, we should start getting more Dragon*Con related information to throw your way as well as having a little more time to actually play all of the games we love to play.

(Opening music, courtesy of And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead, “Isis Unveiled”)
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